But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
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She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
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We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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