for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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