porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
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I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
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So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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