Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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