If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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