I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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