no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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