just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
