Me. At least after what I've been through.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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