He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
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A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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