you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
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That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
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it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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