Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
The power of my boobs compel you
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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