i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
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I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
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Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
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