You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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