After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Is her dick bigger than yours?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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