i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
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You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
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She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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