Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Dignity is for republicans.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door