if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
He felt like a one man threesome
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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