it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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