who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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