I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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