i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
