I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
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I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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