Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
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Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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