Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
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I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
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I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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