were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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