i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
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Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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