i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Randomize
