You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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