He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
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I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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