Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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