I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Just pee around me
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
