i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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