he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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