it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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