we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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