i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
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Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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