There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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