This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
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Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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