Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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