You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
my sisters under your porch take her home
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Randomize
