But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
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making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
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Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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