is your mom at the bar?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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