How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
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Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
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I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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