So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
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it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
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You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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