he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
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Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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