He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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