I forgot how hot balto sounded
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
We have started to decorate penises.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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