But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
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Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
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I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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