I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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