Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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