I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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