do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
home. puking in laundry basket.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
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We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
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I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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