Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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