i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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