Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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