I like to think it a success when the cops are called
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
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Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
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Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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