i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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